Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist. - Oliver Markus
Calling a book "Young Adult" is just a fancy way of saying the book is censored. - Oliver Markus
The secret to good writing is to use small words for big ideas, not to use big words for small ideas. - Oliver Markus